Juicy Fruit

so they've brought back the classic juicy fruit jingle with a little pop-country twang. the song, however, is noticeably lacking the best lyric from the original jingle:

"take a sniff, pull it out/ the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth..."

if this isn't a sign of the decline of our society i don't know what is. apparently, back in the 80s, that line did not make people giggle. go figure.